Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I wish i was in the wii world.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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