You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
