she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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