I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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