Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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