I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
try to milk me bitch
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