I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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