I am puke
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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