is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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