plz talk dirty to me
I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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