my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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