Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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