so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Randomize
