Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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