Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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