I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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