I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
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