I must be too annoying 4 u.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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