Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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