yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
We have started to decorate penises.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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