Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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