Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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