Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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