My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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