If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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