People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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