he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
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