I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I think my nap took me to another dimension
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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