Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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