11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
