My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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