Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Randomize
