nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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