She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
its not stalking. its research.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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