i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
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