i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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