Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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