I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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