Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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