spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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