I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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