did you get engaged???
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Randomize
