I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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