If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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