is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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