ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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