Don't you send me to vm
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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