Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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