The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
