I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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