Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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