That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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