does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
