ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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