the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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